Here's some examples of how awesome I run

Only two because they just happened, but I have to bitch somewhere. Earlier in the day before either of these I literally got one outted again in the first freaking level. JJ < AA < AJ. Go figure, right? Onto the fun stuff, my favorite one is first, only because again I got one outted by TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!


PokerStars Game #17879822650: Tournament #90685082, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/06/03 - 00:42:33 (ET)
Table '90685082 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: MAXINE420 (1395 in chips)
Seat 2: The_Venetian (1445 in chips)
Seat 3: SLeibin (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: tysmith37 (1270 in chips)
Seat 5: thethreat9 (1150 in chips)
Seat 6: co2895 (2485 in chips)
Seat 7: azharsx (685 in chips)
Seat 8: NickyC620 (2190 in chips)
Seat 9: Eljuni (1410 in chips)
SLeibin: posts small blind 25
tysmith37: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SLeibin [Kd Kh]
thethreat9: raises 50 to 100
co2895: calls 100
azharsx: raises 50 to 150
NickyC620: folds
Eljuni: raises 1260 to 1410 and is all-in
MAXINE420: folds
The_Venetian: folds
SLeibin: raises 60 to 1470 and is all-in
tysmith37: folds
thethreat9: calls 1050 and is all-in
co2895: calls 1370
azharsx: calls 535 and is all-in
SLeibin said, "nice lol"
*** FLOP *** [9h 4h Ac]
*** TURN *** [9h 4h Ac] [9d]
tysmith37 said, "wow"
*** RIVER *** [9h 4h Ac 9d] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SLeibin: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
co2895: shows [Ah Qd] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
co2895 collected 120 from side pot-3
Eljuni: shows [Jd Js] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
co2895 collected 780 from side pot-2
thethreat9: shows [Qs Qh] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
co2895 collected 1860 from side pot-1
azharsx: shows [Kc As] (two pair, Aces and Nines - King kicker)
MAXINE420 said, "wow"
azharsx collected 3475 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6235 Main pot 3475. Side pot-1 1860. Side pot-2 780. Side pot-3 120. Rake 0
Board [9h 4h Ac 9d 6s]
Seat 1: MAXINE420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: The_Venetian (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: SLeibin (small blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 4: tysmith37 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: thethreat9 showed [Qs Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 6: co2895 showed [Ah Qd] and won (2760) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 7: azharsx showed [Kc As] and won (3475) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 8: NickyC620 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Eljuni showed [Jd Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines


And then the VERY NEXT FUCKING HAND IN ANOTHER GAME:


PokerStars Game #17879869852: Tournament #90685051, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/06/03 - 00:45:46 (ET)
Table '90685051 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: The_Venetian (1445 in chips)
Seat 2: MARLOU (860 in chips)
Seat 3: cjal (1310 in chips)
Seat 4: Botboy70 (1730 in chips)
Seat 5: Burgerchamp (2250 in chips)
Seat 6: SLeibin (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: 52card1river (1815 in chips)
Seat 8: runvsofme (1090 in chips)
Seat 9: Eljuni (1530 in chips)
Burgerchamp: posts small blind 50
SLeibin: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SLeibin [Ah Kc]
52card1river: folds
runvsofme: calls 100
Eljuni: folds
The_Venetian: folds
MARLOU: raises 760 to 860 and is all-in
cjal: folds
Botboy70: folds
Burgerchamp: folds
SLeibin: raises 610 to 1470 and is all-in
runvsofme: calls 990 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (380) returned to SLeibin
*** FLOP *** [Js 9h Jc]
*** TURN *** [Js 9h Jc] [Qd]
Botboy70 said, "someone's gone"
*** RIVER *** [Js 9h Jc Qd] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SLeibin: shows [Ah Kc] (a pair of Jacks)
runvsofme: shows [As 9d] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
runvsofme collected 460 from side pot
MARLOU: shows [Ad 4d] (a pair of Jacks)
runvsofme collected 2630 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3090 Main pot 2630. Side pot 460. Rake 0
Board [Js 9h Jc Qd 6c]
Seat 1: The_Venetian folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: MARLOU showed [Ad 4d] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: cjal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Botboy70 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Burgerchamp (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: SLeibin (big blind) showed [Ah Kc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: 52card1river folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: runvsofme showed [As 9d] and won (3090) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 9: Eljuni folded before Flop (didn't bet)



I run g00t.